flailing in my kitchen v3.1

How can I be sad when I have breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
How can I be sad when I have breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

My favorite instant noodles

Continuing on the egg train! 🪺 🥚 🍳

So my little sister visited me in May, and around that time we like to celebrate a little holiday we made up where we exchange gifts and tell each other "Happy not-a-Mother's day!" I gave her some Pokémon cards, and she gave me a few packs of my absolute favorite MAMA instant noodles with gue diao粿條 - rice noodles.

Several packs of Mama flat rice noodles in clear soup
And a very belated Happy Mother's Day to all the actual mothers out there

My dad would always keep these stocked in his apartment, and when I went off to college he sent me a huge box full of them to keep in my dorm room. They were my go-to noodles, and I would always eat them with an egg. As an adult, I don't eat instant noodles too often, but there was one time last year that I thought, I could really go for some Mama mi.

I know it's not actually mi麵 - egg noodles, I just find it rolls off the tongue to say Mama mi

Unfortunately, most Asian grocery stores do NOT stock these! I mean they're not impossible to find like ou nam烏欖 - Chinese black olives, but at least 9 out of 10 Asian stores aren't going to have them. I would know. I look for them every time I'm in an Asian store.

Holding some flat rice noodles with chopsticks
I was reading Boring Asian Female by Canwen Xu. That book is UNHINGED

Sometimes I find a similar instant noodle with clear broth, but it has the thin noodles instead. It's the same flavor, so it tastes good, but man, it does not hit the same as the wide, flat noodles.

The noodles come with a seasoning packet, an oil packet, and a spicy packet. Now when I eat something like Buldak, I always use all of the spicy sauce, because I gotta have the full spice-inducing experience. With these Mama noodles, I don't use any of the spicy stuff. I'm not trying to struggle here.

I mostly follow the package instructions. I boil about 1.5 cups of water, and I throw the noodles in and stir them around until they're soft. You do want to give them a good stir because I find that it's very easy for rice noodles to stick to each other. Then I crack in my egg and do some more stirring, and finally I add the oil and seasoning and turn off the heat.

An overhead shot of the bowl of noodles, topped with scallions, along with a cup of iced coffee next to it
Yes, noodle soup is a breakfast food!

If I have a scallion in my fridge, I usually cut that up and throw it on top as well, because it gives me the illusion that I'm making this healthier and because it makes the dish look prettier. And then I eat this one spoonful at a time, making sure to put a noodle, some egg, some scallion, and some soup, all in each bite. So comforting and so good.


Rice with eggs

As I was putting the final touches on my previous blog post, I went to go add an "eggs" tag and I realized...I didn't even have an eggs tag yet 😯 But I eat eggs all the time. I thought that I must have had many entries that feature eggs, but I really didn't. So I gotta add more!

My go-to breakfast is beung pue neung飯配卵 - rice with eggs. I never ever ever get sick of it, because who could ever get sick of eggs?! There are also so many ways to cook eggs that I'd still have lots of variety in my meals if I only ever had rice with eggs for breakfast.


My mom made fried eggs for me a lot when I was a kid. You just heat up a pan on high, add some oil, and then crack a couple of eggs. Well, my mom cooks it on high. I turn the dial to about a 7 or an 8 if I'm feeling risky. High heat will give you this really nice crispy edge, but I fear too much for my own safety. Do you know about the time I burned my leg in high school? That was from me trying to cook this very dish.

Fried eggs with rice and a bottle of Golden Mountain Seasoning Sauce
It is still delicious without the extra crispy edge

We always drizzle si iu豉油 - soy sauce on top, but not just any soy sauce, Golden Mountain Seasoning Sauce. It's actually not even labeled as soy sauce at all. I was so in shock when I learned this in college.


A much safer way to cook eggs is to scramble them because then you're supposed to use low heat. Of course that takes way too long, so I'm still cooking my scrambled eggs at a 7. I'm also really basic when it comes to scrambled eggs. All I mix into them is salt, and maybe pepper if I'm feeling spice-y.

Scrambled eggs with rice, with sesame oil drizzled on top. There is also a cup of coffee in the back

I did get a little inspired by this Jimmy O Yang video, and now I always drizzle sesame oil on my scrambled eggs. I actually used to not be a fan of sesame oil, but something changed when I started pouring it over my eggs and now I'm putting it on all my Asian foods.


So I know I've shared photos of marinated boiled eggs in the past, and I'm usually putting them on some type of noodle soup, but I also really like to eat these with rice! (And some giam chai鹹菜 - pickled mustard greens if I have it)

Some marinated eggs, pickled mustard greens and rice. There is also iced coffee in a mug and a book in the back
I just finished reading Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of The World

I know there's a lot of different methods for hard/soft boiling eggs, but what works best for me is to:

  • First, take the eggs out of the fridge
  • Then start boiling water on high in a small pot
  • Once it's boiled, I spoon the eggs in one at a time
  • Then I turn the heat down to 7 (must be my lucky number or something)
  • Then I set a timer for 7 or 7 and a half minutes
  • And finally I take the eggs off the heat and run them under some cold water

I've used a few different recipes for the marinade in the past, but recently I've been making a lot of these Quick Marinated Eggs from Omnivore's Cookbook. It uses five spice, and I'm still trying to get rid of it. Honestly, I can't even tell that there's five spice in this. But whatever, it's delicious.


Frying, scrambling, and boiling eggs are all methods that I've been familiar with for years now, and I probably would feel content enough with just those, but any time I see a new way of cooking an egg I gotta try it. So when I saw Kenji's video on Tamago Gohan, I was like "I NEED TO TRY THIS." Plus all I had to do was mix. That's super easy.

A raw egg and some rice in a bowl, with soy sauce, chicken bouillon powder, and furikake in the back
I was really in the thick of the What Teochew Say project at this time

Okay, I guess I'm not even really cooking the egg in this. But you don't have to convince me to eat a mostly raw egg. If some knowledgeable person on the internet tells me it's safe, then I'm eating it.

The mixed up tamago gohan
I bought that canned cold brew for like 20 cents at Aldi. What a steal!

I'll be honest, while I did enjoy eating this, it's not my favorite. I think I like my eggs to stay mostly eggs rather than being so incorporated into the rice. I guess this makes sense, I don't even like omelettes because of the extra stuff in them.


So that was the easiest, quickest egg rice, and this last one is probably the most involved.

Overhead photo of steamed eggs with slices in them and topped with scallions and soy sauce
I do really like this bowl. Thanks Yee Ee二姨 - second aunt ❤️

I started seeing shorts by Nutrition by Kylie on my youtube feed, and she had a video on steamed eggs, which she says is one of her favorite things to make. I made it, and it could be one of my favorite ways to eat eggs, but I gotta say, it's a little too involved to ever be one of my favorite things to make.

I tried making it again later, and I took some shortcuts, like using the microwave instead of properly steaming it.

Some microwaved steamed eggs in a bowl, topped with soy sauce and sesame seeds. There is also rice, kimchi, and a book in the back
Bonus book! Here I was reading The Housekeeper and the Professor

Yeah, it was not nearly as pretty and did not have that silky smooth texture. Still tasted good, but it's definitely worth doing all the steps.

But there you have it! Five different ways of enjoying rice and eggs. Some of them I make more than others, but they're all part of my breakfast rotation. Do you have another tasty way to prepare eggs and rice? Please let me know about it!


Fried eggs in heavy cream

Hello! You probably noticed that my blog looks different! About a year ago, I asked my friend bogo if he could make some fan art for the blog. I didn't really give him any guidelines, except that I wanted eggs in it, and I think he did an amazing job!

I wanted to incorporate this art on the website, but it also felt like the whole site needed a facelift. Recently, I've grown to really dislike the color green. A few people know why, and if you don't, feel free to ask me about it. It's just the type of thing that I don't want to air on the public internet 😬 But the old design had lots of green, and I wanted something very not-green.


Speaking of eggs, one of my friends told me that if I have some heavy cream, that I could use it to fry eggs, and he told me to look up Kenji's video on fried eggs. Well, for some reason I had leftover heavy cream, and I decided it was time to fry up some eggs.

Two eggs and a slice of bread cooking in a pan
Some neung gu卵龜 - sunny side up eggs, or as my aunt likes to call them, "sunshine eggs"

I don't really have much to say about this, but I love eggs, especially for breakfast, and I love it when I find a new way to cook them. This was no exception. I don't think I would ever go out of my way to make heavy cream eggs because they're well, heavy, but it's great when I need to use up extra cream.

I paired the eggs with a slice of seedy, Bistro Multigrain Bread from Aldi. I'm usually not a fan of bread with all the extra seeds and grains in it, but I really like this bread from Aldi! Sometimes I just toast it and drizzle some extra virgin olive oil and salt on it.

A breakfast of sunny side up eggs, a few slices of sausage, and a slice of toast
I also included three sausage slices from some leftover gumbo

I keep telling myself I need to stop staring at my phone so much, so I've been trying to read during breakfast. This was from February and I was in the middle of reading The Three Body Problem. It was...alright. Tune in next time to see the book I'm currently reading!


Toasted rice pork

Back in March, I had attended a wedding, and one of the appetizers were these cute little veggie spring rolls. I thought they were delicious, and it made me want to make some spring rolls of my own.

I remember telling my aunt I made some chen nem生ណែម - fresh spring roll, and she said something like

leu jiah chen nem汝食生ណែម - you eat fresh spring roll?! in the winter?!

And I had to tell her, it's spring! It literally became spring that week!

Well, maybe it was technically spring, but it was actually still so cold for the next month and a half, so I guess Soy Go細姑 - small aunt was right to call me out on that.

Holding a spring roll and also reading a book. Other spring roll ingredients are in the background as well
I had just started reading Welcome to the Hyunam-dong Bookshop, which is a very cozy book

When my family makes spring rolls, we typically add both pork and shrimp, but I was a bit tired right after that wedding trip, and I didn't want to make things too gang kou艱苦 - difficult for myself, so I opted to just include shrimp. (Yes, shrimp is the easier of the two!)

But after I finished all my shrimp, I still had more spring roll wrappers left, and I didn't want to make even more shrimp spring rolls, so I decided that it was time to cook some pork.

I often will go the easy route and just boil and slice some pork belly, but Soy Go has a special pork recipe that involves toasted rice. Remember when I had spring rolls every day for pre-dinner snack? Well, I did learn how to make the pork! When Soy Go first explained it to me, she made it sound like it was sooo easy.

It's not. Spring rolls themselves are already a lot of work, and this pork makes it a whole day affair for me. And I was actually feeling kind of sick recently and I did not want to make cooking more of a hassle. Buuut I guess my desire to eat this pork took over, and because of that, now YOU can learn how to make this pork too!

Some large chunks of uncooked pork butt in a bowl
Every time I buy meat, I look at every single package to make sure I'm getting the smallest one possible

Anyway, I grabbed about a 3 lb chunk of pork butt from Aldi and I got started. In order to get more flavor into the pork, I cut it up into large chunks and then I salted the chunks for at least a few hours before I cooked them. But I'm still not sure if this extra step makes that much of a difference.

Next I needed to make the toasted rice. I would say that if you have sticky/sweet rice, definitely use it! But most of the time, I only have a big bag of Jasmine rice so that's what I used. For this amount of pork, I scooped out about 1/4 of a rice cooker cup, washed that, and then cha炒 - stir fry on a dry pan on medium heat.

Some toasted rice in a pan
I often mistakenly refer to this as beung飯 - cooked rice, and Soy Go will always correct me: "bhi米 - uncooked rice"!

Then I toasted it until it was chiah chiah sek赤赤色 - golden brown! Once that cooled a little, I threw it into my Nutribullet and blitzed it up into little pieces.

And then it was time to cook the pork. I boiled 2.5 quarts of water and added a healthy pinch of salt and sugar. I ended up using 1 tbsp of salt and 1.5 tbsp of sugar, but honestly I think it could have used more of both. I plopped in the pieces of pork and let it boil for 5 minutes before turning the heat down to medium low, and then I let it simmer for 30-45 minutes, occasionally skimming out the impurities that float to the top.

The pieces of pork, simmering in the pot
So close to overflowing 😱

To see if the pork is done cooking, you can take a chopstick and poke at it and see if blood comes out. That's what Soy Go told me, but I just kind of cut into it to see if it looks cooked. If it's still a bit tough, you can also cook it for longer. Once it was at my desired tenderness, I sliced it up into bite sized pieces.

Cooked, sliced pork butt, before it's seasoned

And finally, I seasoned it with the toasted rice, salt, sugar, and goi jeng雞精 - chicken bouillon to taste.

The cooked, sliced pork with seasonings on it

I like to put these in my spring rolls! The toasted rice bits make it so fun to eat. My aunt also told me to save the water that the pork cooked in, to bu beung煲飯 - cook rice in it or something. I decided to make some soup with it. I made this Napa cabbage and tofu soup recipe, but I used my pork broth instead of chicken broth. It was very good!

A pot of tofu cabbage soup
I love soup!


Ricotta pancakes

Hello, friends.

I know I haven't blogged much. I've been so focused on my WhatTeochewSay work because one of my big goals for the year is to finish making a particularly large feature for the site. It's not going to be done by the end of the year, but after a few really busy weeks with family, I had a bunch of free time and I just wanted to LOCK IN.

Of course another one of my big goals for the year is to clear out almost all the ingredients in my kitchen. (Yes I know I've tried to do this in the past. BUT I'M REALLY COMMITTED NOW. But also, not going to get done by the end of the year) And I could be blogging about this journey! But I'm too lazy to take any decent photos. So here I am, giving you a food blog post with some really hastily taken photos.


Earlier this week, I made some ricotta pancakes. I didn't expect much from them, but I gotta say, they were pretty freaking good.

Two ricotta pancakes stacked on top of each other
Honestly, not a terrible photo

And I say that I didn't expect much because I definitely tried to make them before and they were less than mediocre and so much work. But honestly, I probably didn't even follow the recipe correctly.

But this time? This time I was calm and collected and followed all the incredibly involved instructions. In one step, I even had to beat the egg whites until stiff peaks formed. The recipe said to use a hand mixer for this.

If you don’t have a hand mixer, use a whisk and a whole lot of elbow grease.

I do have a hand mixer, but I also had a whisk already sitting out and I was like "I don't want to wash extra dishes". So I really tried to beat those egg whites by hand, but my elbow absolutely was not greased up enough because nothing was happening to these eggs. So I took out the hand mixer and turned it on, and it still took like five or ten minutes for the eggs to actually reach the consistency that it needed! Is that normal?

Anyway, by the time I had my batter done, I still needed to actually cook the pancakes. You know how they say that the first pancake is always a dud? Well my first pancake was beautiful. But I don't have a picture of it--sorry, I was way too hungry at that point.

My last pancake? That was a dud. I also didn't take a picture of that one.

But overall, this was a success. The only thing I was missing was maple syrup. But I REFUSE to buy it because I'm still on my incredibly long quest to get rid of ALL THE THINGS and not buy more things. I ended up sprinkling cinnamon and sugar on top. (Ha! Just like the last time I made this!)

A small piece of a pancake with some cinnamon sugar sprinkled on top
Cinnamon is one of the ingredients I'm trying to use up!


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